Friday, January 16, 2015

TMI About Nothing

On today's episode
of "Epic Supreme Court Battles"

nine justices will determine
whether states are allowed

to keep marriage "traditional"

(meaning the way that lawmakers
of certain governments

over the past few centuries
have commanded
their home- and conquered lands do)

or if one of the last socially-acceptable refuges
of Red-Blooded American Prejudices
(RBAPs)

will lose out to

the BDSM WWJD WTF OMG STFU (G)s

or

Benefits Disposed of 
to Silly Minorities

Who Would Just Demand

While Trampling our Freedom

"Oh Man
Guys

what if

Super-awesome
Things like marriage

are For Us
too?"

(Gross.)

This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.