(Apologies to the Smiths)
In this fast-paced
modern news age
a Fox blonde
has one concern
Megyn's just discovered
Some Santas
are darker than others
Some Santas
are darker than others
Some Santas are "brothers"
or even
Muslim-like colors.
Send her your tchotchkes
the ones with White Jesus
and she'll be just fine.
This poem © 2013 Emily Cooper.
