Monday, July 28, 2014

America's Great North Star

Sarah Palin
is "tired of the media filters"

that have relentlessly kept her
from sharing her views
so she is starting the online

"Sarah Palin Channel"

and charging $9.95 a month
(or $99.95 a year)

so the "average
working class American

who has been left behind
in Obama's America"
(according to the website)

can pay a non-trivial
amount of his or her income

to be part
of her non-elitist network of fans

that want to know
her nuanced
and up-to-the-minute opinions
on impeaching Obama

that one simply
cannot hear anywhere else.

Well on the upside

at least she's not
what one might call

a "career politician".

This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.