In the past several days
Trump has abandoned Kurds
acquiesced to enemies
been the client
of a lawyer
who defied subpoena orders
and been the subject
of an admirer's video
showing him shooting journalists
and political opponents.
So naturally it only makes sense
that at about 8:30
on a Monday morning
Trump would make a sincere and impassioned plea
to the American public
to vote for Sean Spicer
on Dancing with the Stars.
This poem © 2019 Emily Cooper.
