Trump Said It Best

Says Trump MAGA-nanimously

in all caps:

"HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS 

AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR

FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING

FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.

JUST CALM DOWN
AND ENJOY THE RIDE,
GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!"

For once

Trump invented something good

as Trump Derangement Syndrome

is a great name

for an affliction

although in actuality

its primary sufferer

is not the media

but the president himself

for holding hundreds of thousands

of jobs hostage

in the hopes Democrats will indulge

his penis-size metaphor. 

This poem © 2019 Emily Cooper.