Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Neva-Da Tacos

People who attend
the final presidential debate
at the University of Nevada on Wednesday

will have no shortage
of food options

assuming that desired option
is one kind 
of delicious Mexican food.

Members of the Culinary Union

who argue that Trump
is illegally refusing to bargain with them

aim to corral at least five taco trucks

into the shape of a wall

outside the Trump International Hotel Las Vegas

conveniently located just a few miles away
from the debate venue.

Too bad the Republican candidate's Hispanic outreach director
 A.J. Delgado

(who suffice it to say
has not been doing
a very good job thus far)

seems to welcome this development.

This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.