Drill Baby Drill

Even liberal-leaning Millennials

don't universally love

the Buzzfeed-ification

of journalism

but sometimes

we have no other choice

to get our point across.

So this Earth Day

and beyond

Please Don't "D" Over

Our Earth

("D" standing for "Drill"

obviously

for what else

could it possibly mean?)

or we'll be left

with a "Dearth"

and that's pretty bad

right?

Now weep as you imagine

these 25 endangered habitats

covered in avocado

and/or Nutella.

This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.