Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Drill Baby Drill

Even liberal-leaning Millennials
don't universally love
the Buzzfeed-ification
of journalism

but sometimes
we have no other choice
to get our point across.

So this Earth Day
and beyond

Please Don't "D" Over
Our Earth

("D" standing for "Drill"

for what else
could it possibly mean?)

or we'll be left
with a "Dearth"

and that's pretty bad

Now weep as you imagine
these 25 endangered habitats

covered in avocado
and/or Nutella.

This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.