(Apologies to Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams)
Everybody held up
Everybody held up
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
If you didn't know
what Mr. Wildstein say
If you didn't know
your peeps
planned it this way
Maybe you're out of your mind
Everybody held up
We know you're desperate
but you're a "good gov"
Office blocked traffic
Commuters getting spastic
You say "Why you blastin'?"
We hate these bridge lines
We know you want it
We know you want it
We know you want it
But you're a "good gov"
This attention-grabbin'
and bein' so nasty
Lib' children miss classes
Everybody held up
You want to be prez?
What rhymes with "be prez"?
This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.
