Tuesday, December 9, 2014

The Bump Danced 'round the World

Now that Obama
has finally

late in his career

gotten the Colbert Bump
he so desperately needed

in order to get Republicans
to do anything he says
from now on

all that's left to do
is for Colbert
to make the aforementioned Bump

into the first dance move
invented by a fake right-wing

cable TV pundit.

What the world needs now
is dance

sweet dance.

(Or something like that.)

This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.