Thursday, May 7, 2015

A Rand-some Price for Freedom

To celebrate the Appeals Court
declaring illegal the NSA's
mass phone data collection program

Rand Paul reminds you

while the government
still has access to The Interwebs
(including The Facebooks)

to head on over
to his online store

and get yourself
an NSA Spy Cam blocker

for $15.00

never minding
that you can get a whole roll
of masking tape

for one-third or less
of the price

while helping your friends
block their computers' and devices' webcams
at the same time.

But to make up for that

you'll have to buy
his thousand-dollar signed copy
of the Constitution.

This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.