To celebrate the Appeals Court
declaring illegal the NSA's
mass phone data collection program
Rand Paul reminds you
while the government
still has access to The Interwebs
(including The Facebooks)
to head on over
to his online store
and get yourself
an NSA Spy Cam blocker
for $15.00
never minding
that you can get a whole roll
of masking tape
for one-third or less
of the price
while helping your friends
block their computers' and devices' webcams
at the same time.
But to make up for that
you'll have to buy
his thousand-dollar signed copy
of the Constitution.
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.
