Over the past few years
scientists studying chimpanzees
who live
in the Fongoli region of Senegal
have amassed evidence
revealing that females
are more likely than males
to hunt and skewer their food
(typically adorable-but-less-creepy
fuzzy Furby-like creatures
commonly called "bush babies")
using skewers
made from tree branches
as opposed to their bare hands.
As to how this relates
to Hillary Clinton
making an un-publicized stop
at Chipotle
this remains to be seen
by Fox News's
Science Advisory Board
(and only after
a careful and thorough investigation
with absolutely
no hyperbole
in its presentation
of the facts).
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.
