Listen up Boy Scouts
from plucky young Tenderfoot
to noble collegiate
Eagle Scout
Be Prepared
for the cessation
of all hugs
from Mickey Mouse.
Disney is "proud"
to cut off your funding
which is too bad
because that
old campfire song
"Don't let
your gay babies
grow up to be leaders"
is such a catchy little tune.
This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.
