People who attend
the final presidential debate
at the University of Nevada on Wednesday
will have no shortage
of food options
assuming that desired option
is one kind
of delicious Mexican food.
Members of the Culinary Union
who argue that Trump
is illegally refusing to bargain with them
aim to corral at least five taco trucks
into the shape of a wall
outside the Trump International Hotel Las Vegas
conveniently located just a few miles away
from the debate venue.
Too bad the Republican candidate's Hispanic outreach director
A.J. Delgado
(who suffice it to say
has not been doing
a very good job thus far)
seems to welcome this development.
