Says Trump MAGA-nanimously
in all caps:
"HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS
AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA!
2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR
FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING
FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.
JUST CALM DOWN
AND ENJOY THE RIDE,
GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!"
AND ENJOY THE RIDE,
GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!"
For once
Trump invented something good
as Trump Derangement Syndrome
is a great name
for an affliction
although in actuality
its primary sufferer
is not the media
but the president himself
for holding hundreds of thousands
of jobs hostage
in the hopes Democrats will indulge
his penis-size metaphor.
This poem © 2019 Emily Cooper.
