Sarah Palin
is "tired of the media filters"
that have relentlessly kept her
from sharing her views
so she is starting the online
"Sarah Palin Channel"
and charging $9.95 a month
(or $99.95 a year)
so the "average
working class American
who has been left behind
in Obama's America"
(according to the website)
can pay a non-trivial
amount of his or her income
to be part
of her non-elitist network of fans
that want to know
her nuanced
and up-to-the-minute opinions
on impeaching Obama
that one simply
cannot hear anywhere else.
Well on the upside
at least she's not
what one might call
a "career politician".
This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.
