Hillary Clinton
is now officially
the Democratic nominee.
And one of the speakers
at the convention
was the Rev. Dr. William J. Barber, II
someone from this poet's home state
of North Carolina
who represented
the anti-HB2 antibodies
still coursing through the blood of the state
and who preached even
to the non-believers
an inclusive message of defibrillation.
"We must shock this nation
with the power of love.
We must shock this nation
with the power of mercy.
We must shock this nation
and fight for justice for all.
We can’t give up on
the heart of our democracy
not now
not ever!".
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
Friday, July 29, 2016
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Trump Training
It's sadly too late
for the Trump Train
to make another stop
at Michelle Obama's Quotable Brilliance Depot
but she definitely
waved to the Republican candidate
as he passed.
She described how she and Barack
have instilled in their daughters
"that when someone is cruel
or acts like a bully
you don’t stoop to their level.
No our motto is
when they go low
we go high."
And still
without naming names
she slung her arrows
through the candidate's favorite platform
when she said
"The issues a president faces
are not black and white
and cannot be boiled down to 140 characters."
That would be a revelation
if only Donald Trump
ever took a single moment
to stop reveling in himself.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
for the Trump Train
to make another stop
at Michelle Obama's Quotable Brilliance Depot
but she definitely
waved to the Republican candidate
as he passed.
She described how she and Barack
have instilled in their daughters
"that when someone is cruel
or acts like a bully
you don’t stoop to their level.
No our motto is
when they go low
we go high."
And still
without naming names
she slung her arrows
through the candidate's favorite platform
when she said
"The issues a president faces
are not black and white
and cannot be boiled down to 140 characters."
That would be a revelation
if only Donald Trump
ever took a single moment
to stop reveling in himself.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
The Hill of Blights
Donald Trump's wife Melania's speech
may have been
meaning most definitely
was plagiarized from a 2008 speech
given by Michelle Obama
otherwise known
in GOP circles
as the six-foot-tall Satanic she-Devil
who wields a certain kind of power
even greater than her husband's
because in addition
to telling the truth about her own life in America
the good and the bad
she wears dresses
that show off her arms
and makes kids exercise
and eat their veggies.
And so yesterday Chris Christie
took it upon himself
to turn the tides away
from the incident
and to crowdsource the audience
by simulating a courtroom
in which he was the judge
and the attendees were the jury
judging Hillary Clinton "guilty"
for each of a series
of policy decisions
as though each were a crime
thus bringing to life
the wholly-original-to-the-GOP turn of phrase
"Lock her up!"
Well done Christie.
Sadly it might even be too original
for that oppressive set of ideals
called American democracy.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
may have been
meaning most definitely
was plagiarized from a 2008 speech
given by Michelle Obama
otherwise known
in GOP circles
as the six-foot-tall Satanic she-Devil
who wields a certain kind of power
even greater than her husband's
because in addition
to telling the truth about her own life in America
the good and the bad
she wears dresses
that show off her arms
and makes kids exercise
and eat their veggies.
And so yesterday Chris Christie
took it upon himself
to turn the tides away
from the incident
and to crowdsource the audience
by simulating a courtroom
in which he was the judge
and the attendees were the jury
judging Hillary Clinton "guilty"
for each of a series
of policy decisions
as though each were a crime
thus bringing to life
the wholly-original-to-the-GOP turn of phrase
"Lock her up!"
Well done Christie.
Sadly it might even be too original
for that oppressive set of ideals
called American democracy.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
Sunday, July 17, 2016
The Un-Convention
On the eve
of the GOP convention
we know that the speaker list
consists of in part
Donald Trump's four children
and his wife Melania
professional golfer Natalie Gulbis
and former Calvin Klein underwear model
Antonio Sabato Jr.
The other presenters
meaning the ones
who have not yet declined the invitation
in large part
are uncharismatic
and more traditionally mean-spirited Congresspeople
who have nonetheless
been derided by Trump himself
in such a way
that even more left-leaning people
will feel a pang of sympathy for them.
Attendees can expect
that Trump will spend the first night
after years of investigations
giving them the definitive answer
on the Benghazi incident
then the second night
discussing everything Trump knows
about the economy
the third night
pressuring Vice Presidential nominee Mike Pence
to think of anything good to say about Trump
and the fourth night
embarrassing the openly gay Silicon Valley billionaire
Peter Thiel
by making him speak
to a party adopting homophobia and transphobia
as one of the planks
on their platform.
There will also be a presentation
detailing former President Bill Clinton's
sexual misconduct
about which of course
nothing has ever been said.
And no one
not the celebrities
not the politicians
not the delegates
not the family relations
and probably
not even the guest of honor
will really
want to be there.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
of the GOP convention
we know that the speaker list
consists of in part
Donald Trump's four children
and his wife Melania
professional golfer Natalie Gulbis
and former Calvin Klein underwear model
Antonio Sabato Jr.
The other presenters
meaning the ones
who have not yet declined the invitation
in large part
are uncharismatic
and more traditionally mean-spirited Congresspeople
who have nonetheless
been derided by Trump himself
in such a way
that even more left-leaning people
will feel a pang of sympathy for them.
Attendees can expect
that Trump will spend the first night
after years of investigations
giving them the definitive answer
on the Benghazi incident
then the second night
discussing everything Trump knows
about the economy
the third night
pressuring Vice Presidential nominee Mike Pence
to think of anything good to say about Trump
and the fourth night
embarrassing the openly gay Silicon Valley billionaire
Peter Thiel
by making him speak
to a party adopting homophobia and transphobia
as one of the planks
on their platform.
There will also be a presentation
detailing former President Bill Clinton's
sexual misconduct
about which of course
nothing has ever been said.
And no one
not the celebrities
not the politicians
not the delegates
not the family relations
and probably
not even the guest of honor
will really
want to be there.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
Thursday, July 14, 2016
Trumper Sticker
Donald Trump
has made an offer
for the role of Vice President
to Indiana Governor Mike Pence.
And together
as this poet hopes
will appear
on the inevitable bumper sticker
these two candidates
will Trump any semblance
of Pence-iveness in government.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
has made an offer
for the role of Vice President
to Indiana Governor Mike Pence.
And together
as this poet hopes
will appear
on the inevitable bumper sticker
these two candidates
will Trump any semblance
of Pence-iveness in government.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
Monday, July 11, 2016
Trumped by His Own Petard
In 2008
on Donald Trump's syndicated minute-long
radio show feature "Trumped!"
for which he gave his opinions
against tattoos
in favor of Michael Jackson's innocence
and critical of Saudi Arabian
easy divorce laws
and female pop stars getting married
for example
he said "At least one member
of [Mr. Obama’s] team
said Clinton would make a good vice president.
Well I know her
and she’d make a good president
or a good vice president.”
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
on Donald Trump's syndicated minute-long
radio show feature "Trumped!"
for which he gave his opinions
against tattoos
in favor of Michael Jackson's innocence
and critical of Saudi Arabian
easy divorce laws
and female pop stars getting married
for example
he said "At least one member
of [Mr. Obama’s] team
said Clinton would make a good vice president.
Well I know her
and she’d make a good president
or a good vice president.”
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
Friday, July 8, 2016
Not Even Fox-Worthy
To borrow from Jeff Foxworthy
of Blue Collar Comedy
if after a yearlong pointlessly incendiary
and somehow increasingly unhinged
and ignorant campaign
you stroll into Congress
for a meet-and-greet
with Republicans
get asked about protecting Article I
of the Constitution
and respond by listing numbers
until you name the non-existent
"Article XII"
tell the other Arizona senator Jeff Flake
who was not taken
as a POW
and is unwilling to support you
because of your comments
about a Hispanic judge
and is actually not up
for re-election
that you will make sure
the senator loses his election bid
and call absent senator
Mark Kirk a "loser"
you might be Donald Trump.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
of Blue Collar Comedy
if after a yearlong pointlessly incendiary
and somehow increasingly unhinged
and ignorant campaign
you stroll into Congress
for a meet-and-greet
with Republicans
get asked about protecting Article I
of the Constitution
and respond by listing numbers
until you name the non-existent
"Article XII"
tell the other Arizona senator Jeff Flake
who was not taken
as a POW
and is unwilling to support you
because of your comments
about a Hispanic judge
and is actually not up
for re-election
that you will make sure
the senator loses his election bid
and call absent senator
Mark Kirk a "loser"
you might be Donald Trump.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
Recommit to Freedom
Happy belated birthday
to oldest Obama daughter Malia
who yesterday turned 18
and celebrated her independence
along with that of the country
over which
her father presides
though likely shortly into the festivities
Malia undoubtedly realized
she was more mature
than much of Congress.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
to oldest Obama daughter Malia
who yesterday turned 18
and celebrated her independence
along with that of the country
over which
her father presides
though likely shortly into the festivities
Malia undoubtedly realized
she was more mature
than much of Congress.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
Saturday, July 2, 2016
Conspiring to Defeat Justice
Goodbye to Holocaust survivor
and Nobel Laureate
Elie Wiesel
who has died
at age 87.
And Donald Trump
has unfortunately backpedaled
on this lovely coincidental commemoration
that occurred
when he Tweeted an image
featuring Hillary Clinton's head
overlaying a pile of money
with the words
"Most Corrupt Candidate Ever"
written on a Star of David
then quickly replacing it
with a circle.
Trump has obviously chosen to forget
that the presidential race's
one actually Jewish candidate
would rather break apart the banks.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
and Nobel Laureate
Elie Wiesel
who has died
at age 87.
And Donald Trump
has unfortunately backpedaled
on this lovely coincidental commemoration
that occurred
when he Tweeted an image
featuring Hillary Clinton's head
overlaying a pile of money
with the words
"Most Corrupt Candidate Ever"
written on a Star of David
then quickly replacing it
with a circle.
Trump has obviously chosen to forget
that the presidential race's
one actually Jewish candidate
would rather break apart the banks.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
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