Chris Christie's career
is dead.
Long live
Chris Christie's career.
The petty low-level mobster
who still believes
he's found refuge in politics
has not completely
ruled out
running for President in 2016
and yesterday
made appearances
in Tennessee
attending a fundraiser
for Republican Senator
Lamar Alexander
and speaking
at a state Republican
dinner in Nashville.
Even the President
of Nashville's Tea Party
Ben Cunningham
called the speaking engagement
"extremely unfortunate"
but he did crash
a bachelorette party
and the ladies loved him
though they probably
didn't bring up
too many
deep political questions
and he didn't make them
so it's really too bad
because were he
not embroiled
in a few too many scandals
the poor guy
would make
a great politician.
This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.
