Hey there
New York Republican
Representative Peter King
you should know
that the only person
allowed to make comments like
"There’s no way any of us
can excuse what the president
did yesterday"
in reference
to Obama's "fresh" tan suit
is Joan Rivers
who is currently in the hospital
recovering from cardiac
and respiratory arrest
and was unable to attend
yesterday's press conference
in which the President
in addition to wearing clothes
also made a statement
that our country as yet
has no strategy
for conquering ISIS.
However she is not
the Chair
of the House Subcommittee
on Counterterrorism and Intelligence either.
This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.