Iraqi Prime Minister
is happy to have the U.S.
and our Arab allies
strike ISIS targets in Syria
so long as we
"do it right this time."
So you know
no pressure or anything.
Meanwhile in the realm
of shiny doodads
some early adopters
of the new iPhone 6 Plus
have found that
their unprecedentedly
thinner and longer alumnium
stainless steel
and glass-based devices
have become bent
after spending hours
in a jeans pocket
while their owners
were either sitting
or themselves
in a bent position.
The repair company
iCracked Inc. claims
they can reform the frame
"but given that
it’s still not
a 100 percent success rate
because it’s not
in the exact same
manufacturer’s shape.”
In the wake
of the trending "#bendgate"
the company says
that they "absolutely do not recommend
that people
try it by themselves.”
But assuming
we've got the right tools
it can't be
that hard to fix
this time around
right?
This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.
