On today's episode
of "Epic Supreme Court Battles"
nine justices will determine
whether states are allowed
to keep marriage "traditional"
(meaning the way that lawmakers
of certain governments
over the past few centuries
have commanded
their home- and conquered lands do)
or if one of the last socially-acceptable refuges
of Red-Blooded American Prejudices
(RBAPs)
will lose out to
the BDSM WWJD WTF OMG STFU (G)s
or
Benefits Disposed of
to Silly Minorities
Who Would Just Demand
While Trampling our Freedom
"Oh Man
Guys
what if
Super-awesome
Things like marriage
are For Us
too?"
(Gross.)
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.
