First Colbert
and now Stewart
the two most-heralded stalwarts
of fake news
will be leaving
their respective shows.
Who will take the helm?
Maybe Scott Walker
who was in London
at the Chatham House
International Affairs Think Tank
and was asked the question
"Are you comfortable
with the idea of evolution? Do you believe in it?"
to which he replied
"For me
I am going to punt
on that one as well.
That's a question
politicians shouldn't be involved in
one way or another."
When pressed
he answered
"I love the evolution
of trade in Wisconsin."
Let's just hope
he doesn't waste
all his material
before getting elected.
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.
