(Sung around the May Pole)
(Adapted from old English May Day song "Padstow Hobby Horse")
Unite and unite
(Brian Russell)
and let us all unite
(Skip Andrews)
for poll-summer (Marco Rubio)
is a-coming today
(Ted Cruz)
and whither we are going
(Kerry Bowers)
we all will as-if unite
(Chris Hill)
in the Prez "Barry" scorning
(Michael Petyo)
of May
(Michael Kinlaw).
The declared candidates
(John Dummett, Jr.)
of the GOP
they might if they would
for poll-summer is a-coming today
(Rand Paul)
they might have (Mark Everson) built a 'paign
with unkept promises
Fox News would call bold
in the Prez "Barry" scorning
of May.
The exploring maidens
(Carly Fiorina)
of the GOP and the men
(Rick Santorum)
they might if they would
for poll-summer
(Bobby Jindal)
is a-coming today
(Lindsey Graham)
they might defend the blue blood
with the stars white
(Rick Perry)
and stripes red
in the Prez "Barry" scorning
of May
(Dr. Ben Carson).
Now fare you well
(George Pataki)
and we bid you all good cheer
(Dennis Michael Lynch)
for poll-summer (Mike Huckabee)
is a-coming today
(Jeb Bush).
Till you call still more
(Chris Christie)
unto the White House
in another year
(Donald Trump)
in the Prez "Barry" scorning
of May.
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.
