Why do Republicans
suddenly want their party
to Keep Up with the Kardashians?
At least so does
South Carolina Senator
Lindsey Graham
who is running for president in 2016
and has said that “I’m a pro-life
traditional marriage kind of guy.
But I’m running to be
President of the United States.
If Caitlyn Jenner wants to be a Republican
she is welcome in my party."
Well that's fine.
Just be prepared
for your friends in Congress
to pick on you
for your "Obama-style"
telegenic media campaign
influenced by acceptance
of trashy daytime TV.
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.
