It's already past time
for Donald Trump
and his Twitter followers
to start using
a new hashtag
of #TrumpIsBipartisan
after he tweeted
(and deleted)
one idle Thursday in April
that he is willing to work with Democrats
for the good of all
and Bill Clinton
had many policies
he had warmed up to
due to the former president's
pragmatic center-left ideology
that embraced
the business community
and allowed his companies to thrive
but that he just couldn't see
the country
being in that same "position"
(the word he afterwards thought
might incite sensationalist commentary
on unrelated events
rather than serious discussion)
with Hillary.
(As with all
embarrassing tweets
some socialist actor
named Lenny Jacobson had already
captured a screenshot
and was quick to take his words
completely out of context.)
Which of course
is what he meant
by "If Hillary Clinton
can't satisfy her husband
what makes her think
she can satisfy America?"
Which is why Viagra
always includes a warning
to "Seek immediate medical help
if you experience
a presidential career
lasting longer than 4 years."
And hey
it might not hurt
Donald Trump
to pop something blue
in his mouth now
just in case
he wants to be ready
when the moment's right.
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.
