It's important
that anyone involved
directly or peripherally
in the education system
that nurtures our children
on their journeys to adulthood
be they teachers
parents
principals
guidance counselors
gym coaches
or maintenance people
be on the lookout
for any students
of Middle Eastern descent
bringing in
a so-called "clock"
or other electronic device
that obviously took hours
of diligent and careful labor.
They're clearly trying
to imitate that degenerate offspring
of Syrian descent
Steve Jobs
(and maybe even
have a job after college).
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.