Though the Cubs
have not yet
won the World Series
(though there's still time)
Back to the Future II's
self-lacing sneakers
finally do exist
as the Nike Air Mag
in today's 2015.
Although there's a rumor
that several
key Congress people
already had
the self-raising bootstrap
and mistakenly thought
the rest of the country
and certain demographics
in particular
had them too.
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.