In his latest Tweets
Donald Trump
now seems less bothered
by the fact
that Hillary Clinton
who said he has
a "penchant for sexism"
was absent
for a brief moment
at the start
of the Democratic debates
on Saturday
and more bothered
that a female person
might have to go
to the bathroom in the first place.
"I know where she went.
It's disgusting.
I don't want to talk about it."
This not-talking-about-it
talking-about-it
accompanies another Tweet
defending his choice of words
when observing
that the Democratic candidate
was "schlonged" by President Obama
during the 2008 campaign.
Either that comment
is also incredibly sexist
(and it's not like Trump
is a big fan
of Obama's immutable attributes either)
or the "schmuck"
needs to learn himself some Yiddish
before he whips out
his penchant again.
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.