Now that Donald Trump
has received the ringing endorsement
of charismatic Russian leader
Vladimir Putin
who called him
“a very bright and talented man” and
“the absolute leader
of the presidential race”
we can soon expect
a 2016 shirtless-horseback-riding
and protester-heckling calendar
and not a moment too soon.
Every other country
will wish they were
on such good terms
and Bernie Sanders will be upset
that Trump single-handedly
brought about the end of Communism
(the 1991 dissolution
of the Communist Party
being a hoax
of course).
And only a 13-year-old
Justin Timberlake song
will be the appropriate Tweeted response
to all of Trump's haters.
"Don't it make
you sad about it?"
This poem © 2015 Emily Cooper.
