There is now
a new flavor
of Ben & Jerry's ice cream
one which does not reference Bernie Sanders
as this poet predicted
but does use
the surmised suffix of "mint"
to call for "Empower Mint"
and it won't be long
till Donald Trump
tweets that the invention of the flavor
is a "sad" and "politically calculated" move
unlike of course
the introduction
of discriminatory voter ID laws.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
