In the vein
of "Who watches the Watchmen?"
one wonders
"Who wishes a Happy 70th Birthday
to the perpetually feeding
happiness vampire
who is obsessively concerned
with where certain groups of people
and United States Presidents
were born"
known as Donald Trump?
Well Republicans in Congress do
as does Bill Maher
who today tweeted
"Happy Birther Day, @realDonaldTrump!"
with the hashtag
of "#WhinyLittleBitch"
though one suspects
the well wishes
were not completely sincere.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
