Hillary Clinton
left a September 11th commemorative event early
complaining of feeling hot
and was subsequently diagnosed
with pneumonia.
And naturally
many "Retrumplicans" feel vindicated
in their prior assessments
of her health.
Even after taking into account
that Donald Trump pressured
his less-than-scrupulous doctor
into writing a glowing review
of the Republican candidate's health
in five minutes
as he waited in a limo
he may very well
be completely physiologically well
but it should be apparent
that if Clinton gets sick in office
it'll be working pneumonia.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.