Here Comes Liar Conning Tales

Dear Sean Spicer

if you felt anything like shame
for incorrectly saying that Hitler
unlike Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

"didn't even sink to using chemical weapons"

and that
“I think when you come to sarin gas
he was not using the gas

on his own people the same way
that Assad is doing"

you would
for just one day
specifically this Sunday

retreat to your prior
and far more noble role
as the White House Easter Bunny.



This poem © 2017 Emily Cooper.