When selecting an appointee
for a critical department of government
Trump has a few important criteria
for determining which individual
is most prepared
for the job at hand.
The individual in question
must be
a friend
a former employee
of someone in the family
or a random Republican
of whom he has heard
and more than anything
must be either dangerously incompetent
or purposely malicious
or both.
This poem © 2017 Emily Cooper.
