Dear Environmental Protection Agency
in Donald Trump's safe space
for precious snowflakes
in which he is
enshrouded by an imaginary "wall"
"climate change" is not real
and must not be discussed.
Your leak
of the Draft of the Climate Change Report
is insensitive to his feelings
and a direct violation
of the President's well-being.
Please submit immediately a public apology
for the facts contained therein
or be at risk
of permanent closure.
Signed
President Donald Trump's Guardians
This poem © 2017 Emily Cooper.
