Dear President Trump
Because you're so
"like, really smart" and stuff
it would be like
totally cool of you
to like work even less you know
and maybe also less
of the stuff you call work
like Tweeting
because then like maybe
there won't be like a nuclear apocalypse
and the rest of us
would stay like alive
because you're like
"executive timing" like
all the time.
And you know like
don't like think Oprah
wants to be your running mate in 2020
because she like
hates everything you stand for
and like actually likes
and like cares about
what you like hate
like women and other races and like
generally people who aren't you
even like when they're also like billionaires
but also like nicer billionaires
including Tom Steyer
and like
she thinks you totally suck.
This poem © 2017 Emily Cooper.
