Brian Koflage Jr.
organizer of the GoFundMe
to fund the building
of the wall
has declared that the delusional donors' money
will no longer
go to the federal government
and will instead fund a new nonprofit
called We Build the Wall, Inc.
Because of this change
donors must opt-in
to accept the redirection of their funds
or receive a full refund.
Koflage believes his team
is “better equipped than our own government
to use the donated funds
to build an actual wall
on the southern border".
What will likely happen
is that on day 365 of the government shutdown
the promises of the nonprofit
remaining unfulfilled
all seven Trump supporters
who are still mad enough to do something about it
will gather together at the border
to build their own wall
marvel at how
wall-building is quite hard
stop marveling at this fact
before they accidentally appreciate
the labor of immigrants
and finally unveil
their creation
which stands
at all of 20 feet wide
and 3 feet high.
Then Trump will declare victory
Republicans in Congress
will say something in praise
of those seven American workers
Democrats will be happy
with its size
everyone else will be exhausted
and the government will be reopened.
This poem © 2019 Emily Cooper.
