"While this report
does not conclude
that the president committed a crime
it also does not exonerate him”
says Attorney General William Barr
quoting Mueller
in the summary
of the Mueller report.
So President Trump
Eat and tweet
and watch Fox News
and in general relax and be merry
before the full report is released
but know that every time you speak
you get closer to
accidentally revealing the truth
about what you did do
as it relates to Russia or not.
Because saying too much
is sort of your "thing"
(among others).
(Oh and happy birthday
Nancy Pelosi.)
This poem © 2019 Emily Cooper.
