You still needn't keep up
with the Kardashians
but Kim has helped to free 17 prisoners
in 90 days
as a funder of the Decarceration Project
a program which goes around the country
and asks judges to release inmates.
More than paying legal fees
she is also on the phone
as the clients
some who were imprisoned
hundreds of miles away
from their families
are told they are coming home.
She is also studying to become a lawyer.
In short
this currently mint-green-coiffed star
is more qualified to be president in 2020
than the blonde celebrity
who is currently president.
This poem © 2019 Emily Cooper.
