What's the difference
between a dinner invitation
and a subpoena?
The answer?
You can't be impeached
for telling someone
they shouldn't go to dinner.
And it's rather ironic
for Republicans
like Rep. Doug Collins
to mock Democrats
for talking to empty chairs
when in fact
Republican Clint Eastwood
pioneered the art
back in 2012
at the RNC.
This poem © 2019 Emily Cooper.
