(Apologies to Blondie)
At Club Odyssey
he was "Mona Sinclair"
then took off his dress
and lost all his flair.
Had no hunch "Steve Wiles"
would be so un-fun
when he turned all GOPpy
and yessed Amendment One.
You're a real man now
but maybe you're blind
if you think you can leave
all your friends behind.
Ooh ooh ooh-ahh
ooh ooh ooh-ahh ...
This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.
