Kanye West
has already failed
at both his husbandly
and professional duties.
Astronomers have discovered
a dwarf star so cool
that its carbon
has crystallized
giving the 11-billion-year-old
frustratingly elusive
celestial bauble
a dazzling diamond-like radiance
(which Kanye can neither
wrest from the sky
nor morphologically emulate)
when viewed by us
earth-bound mortals.
But don't worry
it will "let him finish"
whatever little project
he has going on right now.
This poem © 2014 Emily Cooper.
