Before the next presidential debate
on October 9
Hillary Clinton may want to consider
arming herself with an itemized budget
that sums up the revenue lost to the United States
because Donald Trump
and only Donald Trump
didn't pay federal income tax
for eighteen years
and dividing that amount
by the tax revenue
paid by a typical working person
during that time
to get an average
"Trump quotient"
also known as
"how many Americans
it has taken
to compensate for his huge genius."
This poet is happy to provide
any appropriate Trump-based puns.
This poem © 2016 Emily Cooper.
